January 2011
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Mentally Married to Ed Helms
December 2010
Rex Ryan
DAD: did you hear about Rex Ryans fetish?
ME: yeah it’s gross
DAD: do you want know what I have a fetish for?
ME: absolutely not
DAD: spongebob squarepants
That awkward moment when you're on the internet...
Needs
DAD: Did I leave my sunglasses there? Probably on the counter.
ME: Yeah
DAD: Daddy needs his Pradas!
Soooooo,
Who just spent the entire day watching the 6th season of The Office??
:D
the 14th gif in your folder is your face when you...
frozorfs:
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matthewcharlessanders:
ohmyfrankenstein:
livesbecomeincredible:
thefabulouskilljoysdefender:
fixedat69:
Just called my friend "Rumpledickskin"
sofapizza:
talentwithoutdesire:
Feelin’ pretty good about it.
as you should be.
Worst moment of today?
My mother informing me that my super annoying aunt is all of the sudden coming to my grandma’s house tomorrow…FANTASTIC.
best of When Parents Text
urethrafranklin:
mirahsboy:
scaliber:
dancetilyouredead:
thepotionsmistress:
When Parents Text
OH MY GOD, NOODLE ABOUT.
OH MY GOD, STEVE.
I’M FUCKING DYING.
NO I 8 THEM
OH FUCK WHY IS THIS SOOOO FUCKING HILARIOUS
i can’t even
omg i honestly don’t understand how parents were ever normal
face….hurts….laughing….too….much
DYING.
wwiao:
Watchgreenorblue:
Happy Holidays. Obviously we’re cheap. Ben and I took some liberties with this one. Also, singing is surprisingly hard while you’re laughing.
Get the EP here (where we don’t fuck up lyrics).
Become a fan on facebook.
Mmmm. So good.
Look at Germany →
Lunar Eclipse
imaginarypersona:
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